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In everything you do in this duniya of mateso, usijaribu kukosea elephant. Hii nikama John Wick, huwa haisahau ukiifanya mbaya. Iko kamama kengine sijui walifanyana nini na Ndovu. Alikanyagwa mbaya saidi. Na ujue haikuishia hapo, hiyo ndof ilikuja siku ya mazishi na ikakanyaga huyo mama tena mbaya saidi akiwa kwa sanduk. Kulingana na risach yangu, inakaa ule mama either alimalisa ama kuiba mtoto wa ile tembo. Hiyo hasira ni ya watu wa keroka. Na ndovu pia ujue inafanya burial ceremony kama sis

Pale kwa Vurugu My Boy Gachau was Limwad proper aki angaii. Even after injecting himself two litres of Viagra in preparation. You know most people underestimate the amount of energy you need to get inside a boxing Ring. Boxing is not like gym,or Basketball or any other sport. Hapa inataka mtu ako na Maini kubwa. Mtu anaeza pumua mara mbili kabla aingize hewa tena. Your lungs need to hold gas properly,ama utaona kile kijana yetu iliona Boxing haitambui kama unaamkianga viagra na ngwace asubuhi,a

Bwana boxing is not for the weak. Watu wa gym wabaki tu kuinua machuma wakijidanganya wako healthy. Sababu Hii boxing nayo inataka vienyeji,haitaki broilers. Quick recovery to our son of the cow,Gachau. Sahii naambiwa ajaamka bado. The only thing he keeps on saying repeatedly in his sleep is “Viagra,nipimie viagra”

Sleeping next to your babe(love) for the first time is tough and funny. 😂 You have to breathe with moderation like someone under strict instructions... not too loud, not too deep, not too fast. Sometimes you even find yourself holding your breath for no reason. 🤦‍♀️🥴 Ngoja mzoeane... eventually even a random fart won't be a big deal anymore. 😂😂 Akh, mapenzi wewe! ❤️😂