Banana Announcement

[​​](http://telegraph.controller.bot/files/7329192032/AgACAgQAAxkBAAIJHGjWCntIzG319w5wVCqx7p7ABqKKAAI_yjEbwLGwUsLDxodPSMZcAQADAgADeQADNgQ)PEELers, our time is coming. We’ve all been there: rugged by projects, nuked by markets, fired from jobs. Life keeps piling on, and all that’s left is to laugh while molding into the chair. That’s why BANANA exists. Not a bridge, not a chain, not “the future of finance”. Just a vibe-first, utility-optional, copium-powered therapy token for the termina

🍌 SHOW US YOUR BANANA STASH 🍌 Hi Minions Which BANANA in your collection is your pride & joy? 🔹 Screenshot your favorite banana(s) on the platform 🔹 Post & tag @thebananation on X 🔹 Make sure you're following @thebananation + points for those with rarer bananas + points for those who also adds the "why" factor 10 random winners will each get $10 USDT Event ends this Wednesday, 1st October, 0000H

[​​](http://telegraph.controller.bot/files/7329192032/AgACAgQAAxkBAAIJM2jflLVJilr-Nfh5IfjrqrLi_SViAAJVxzEbJSAAAVNZ07MF-HME2wEAAwIAA3gAAzYE)Starting 2ndOctober, we'll be peeling back the nastiest rugs in crypto once a week. Name 'em. Shame 'em. Cry together. Laugh together. This week’s Rotten BANANA: Aquabot 🪦 Pulled a $4.65M rug on Solana right before TGE. 21,770 SOL gone. Funds laundered. Replies nuked. Even big names shilled it. Brutal. It's your turn now - drop the projects that wrecked

[​​](http://telegraph.controller.bot/files/7329192032/AgACAgQAAxkBAAIJRGjp2_dVlf2-fR6KUwZVPh33WEcDAAIbyDEbsB9RU_0_LD6z3V7PAQADAgADeQADNgQ)Rotten BANANA of the Week: LUNA 🌕🍌 The granddaddy of all rugs. The one that humbled us all. $60B gone in a flash. LUNA speedran “too stable to fail.” They called it a stablecoin. Turns out, the only thing stable was our depression. Charts went up, faith went higher… then it all cratered faster than you could say "algorithmic". The aftermath? Lawsui